RDHDinsanity

september 28, 2009 04:07pm
Oh, True Blood

While finally catching up on True Blood (WHY CAN'T IT BE ON ALREADY?) I discovered a great respect for the writers of the show. Though I'm sure some of their portrayals of life in the South are egregiously stereotyped, the witticisms and epigrams written into the script were delightful. As I watched I compiled a list of my favorites, and decided to post them here to get them off my desktop. In (mostly) chronological order:

• "You are sweating like an ice-water pitcher, honey!"
  
• "His dancing looks like an epileptic on meth."
  
• "Those will go faster than fritters at a fat farm." (Love the alliteration!)
  
• "Thank you Jesus, Santa Claus and Hare Krishna!"
  
• "You're just Satan in a sunday hat."
  
• "I'll kick your ass so hard you'll be shittin' boots!"
  
• "He's takin' a vacation to Jesus." (Said about a character who was killed the previous season)
  
• "I'd wear him like a scrunchie!"
  

So yes. True Blood = ♥.