var quoteMe = new Array();
quoteMe[0] = "MY NAME IS VICTORIA AND I'M FIFTEEN YEARS OLD AND I DON'T CARE WHAT MY MOMMA SAYS I'M <em>GONNA</em> HAVE A BABY";
quoteMe[1] = "Europe is a beautiful country that relies mostly on soil and bankruptcy";
quoteMe[2] = "Maybe snack is not for you.";
quoteMe[3] = "I believe in the yes, the yes can cure everything";
quoteMe[4] = "...under the umbrella of job creation.";
quoteMe[5] = "What have you meddling whores done with my Rhonda?";
quoteMe[6] = "A lot of men can't handle the regalness of an up-do. Grace Kelly? Grace Kelly? Grace Kelly?";
quoteMe[7] = "Girrrrrl, the back of your head is <em>RIDICULOUS</em>";
quoteMe[8] = "Um, is he riding a <em>dairy cow</em>?!?";
quoteMe[9] = "Ho hoh. You are not cogniferous of my background?";
quoteMe[10] = "Hello my collectible babies";
quoteMe[11] = "<em>STRANGER DANGER</em>";
quoteMe[12] = "Now this is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside down.";
quoteMe[13] = "How many debaters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it might lead to nuclear war.";
quoteMe[14] = "Do birds fly? YES I will save Metropolis!";
quoteMe[15] = "Vegans like to flavor their noodles with the tears of subsidized farmers";
quoteMe[16] = "Oprah, don't get smart with me, or something will be going down.";
quoteMe[17] = "OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE <em>FISH</em>??";

var now = new Date();
var pickMe = Math.round(Math.random(now.getSeconds())*(quoteMe.length-1));
function theQuote() {
	document.write(quoteMe[pickMe].toLowerCase());
}
function allQuote() {
	for (i=0; i<quoteMe.length; i++) {
		document.writeln("<span style='margin-bottom:5px;'><span style='color:#666;'>&raquo;</span>&nbsp;"+quoteMe[i].toLowerCase()+"</span><br>");
	}
}
function showAllQuote(){
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}